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I dont know how people can have no remorse after committing a crime
I had an emotional breakdown when I almost couldnt pay for my gas

December is Mariah Carey’s favorite time of the year because its the only time her music is on the radio

• professor: lack of sleep and high levels of stress can lead to an increased production of cortisol, which can make you gain weight. particularly around your stomach
• girl in my class: so thats what that is

I need to buy a camo hunting jacket
only then will I be truly Texan

Theres this cheerleader at our school
and he sounds just like lil gideon

i love how america loves gangnam style but have no idea what he’s saying

that is being successful in america

im like that nosy neighbor that watches everyone through a darkened window

i see you there

i know your routine